Noel Hurley ist ein etwas naiver Christ, der Gott mit seiner großen Bibel beeindrucken möchte und spannende Geschichten vom Zombiejesus darin entdeckt hat. In seiner unermesslichen Nächstenliebe teilt er uns seine Meinung über christliche Produkte bei Amazon mit.

As a Christian I love the Bible, partly because it is God’s actual words and partly because it’s a jolly good book – I love the bit where Jesus comes back as a zombie, not a scary zombie, he doesn’t eat brains, he just hides in a hedge and scares his friends, and that’s what I’d do, but I digress. I have a Bible for every occasion, yes I am such a good Christian that I own more than one Bible – are you impressed? You should be. I have a Mini-Bible for when I am out and about, a Regular Sized Bible for everyday situations, and this one – the Large Print Bible – for when I want my Bible BIG! Nothing says “I love you Lord” more than a giant Bible. His word looks even greater and truer in large print too.

- Noel Hurley zur “Giant Print Bible”

(via Nerdcore)