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Up ahead, so far away. The birthstone of the elders, fountain of dust. Neon black or shiny white. You have been successfully brainwashed, soldier. She was a teenie queen, she saw the dark side of life. She did not hear the sound and drums, she didn’t face her fear and fought. I saw her brown eyes turning once, to fire. Hungry shade of my love, slip away. Fade away, blow away. A face of blurs, bodies blue, whiteout. Keep it right here, love music druggin junkie. Jesus was a sailor and he loved the sea.

Jesusland

Steffen — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 12:17:00 +0000

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Zombie Jesus

Steffen — Thu, 05 Jan 2006 15:20:27 +0000

Noel Hurley ist ein etwas naiver Christ, der Gott mit seiner großen Bibel beeindrucken möchte und spannende Geschichten vom Zombiejesus darin entdeckt hat. In seiner unermesslichen Nächstenliebe teilt er uns seine Meinung über christliche Produkte bei Amazon mit.

As a Christian I love the Bible, partly because it is God’s actual words and partly because it’s a jolly good book – I love the bit where Jesus comes back as a zombie, not a scary zombie, he doesn’t eat brains, he just hides in a hedge and scares his friends, and that’s what I’d do, but I digress. I have a Bible for every occasion, yes I am such a good Christian that I own more than one Bible – are you impressed? You should be. I have a Mini-Bible for when I am out and about, a Regular Sized Bible for everyday situations, and this one – the Large Print Bible – for when I want my Bible BIG! Nothing says “I love you Lord” more than a giant Bible. His word looks even greater and truer in large print too.

- Noel Hurley zur “Giant Print Bible”

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Jesus Cristo, Porque Você Não Vem Salvar Minha Vida Agora (División Dos)

Steffen — Tue, 31 May 2005 15:53:31 +0000

Jesus Christ, why don’t you come to save my life now?